(Verse 1)
Chloe, bless her heart, she's always been a dreamer
Heard her whisper secrets to the rusty old steam cleaner
Said her love life was a desert, dry as summer dust
Then one Tuesday down at Wally’s, found a love she could trust
(Chorus)
Now Chloe’s dating a fella, ain’t got no pulse or soul
He’s plastic skin and painted eyes, a story to unfold
He don’t talk back, he don’t complain, he just sits there and smiles
Chloe’s blow-up beau, livin’ life in her style
(Verse 2)
She takes him to the drive-in, puts him right there in the front seat
Says he don’t spill the popcorn, keeps his rhythm nice and neat
She dresses him in flannel, and a worn-out baseball cap
Says he’s the only man who’s ever made her feel like that
(Chorus)
Now Chloe’s dating a fella, ain’t got no pulse or soul
He’s plastic skin and painted eyes, a story to unfold
He don’t talk back, he don’t complain, he just sits there and smiles
Chloe’s blow-up beau, livin’ life in her style
(Bridge)
Folks in town are talkin’, whisperin’ behind their hands
Sayin’ Chloe’s lost her mind, can’t understand her plans
But Chloe, doesn’t hear ‘em, she’s in her own sweet world
Where the love she gets is perfect, and the story’s yet unfurled
(Verse 3)
He got a flat tire last week, had to patch him up with glue
Said that kinda trouble happens, when you love someone like you do
She cuddles him on the porch swing, beneath the pale moonlight
Whisperin’ sweet nothin’s, ‘bout holdin’ on so tight
(Chorus)
Now Chloe’s dating a fella, ain’t got no pulse or soul
He’s plastic skin and painted eyes, a story to unfold
He don’t talk back, he don’t complain, he just sits there and smiles
Chloe’s blow-up beau, livin’ life in her style
(Outro)
Yeah, Chloe’s livin’ life her own darn way,
With her blow-up lover, every single day
Maybe one day, she’ll find true love, that’s real and deep
But for now, she’s happy, while the town just keeps its peep.
Oh, Chloe...