Oh, Ivy Bloom, what’s your game?
Making folks at the apartments feel ashamed.
They pooped in the yard 'cause of your decree,
You’re a beige-skinned villain with black hair misery.
(Verse 2)
A litterbug paid a $200 fine,
But your justice ain't sweet, it tastes like brine.
You ruined a parent’s big reveal,
Turned their joy into a spinning wheel.
(Chorus)
Oh, Ivy, Ivy, what did you do?
Left a trail of chaos, we see right through.
From the backyard mess to your blender feast,
You’re the queen of disaster, to say the least.
(Verse 3)
Two evictions with no remorse,
Never tipping, staying the course.
Ordered some food, placed a boot on the car,
You’ve taken pettiness way too far.
(Verse 4)
Your food’s in the blender, what’s the deal?
Trying to date delivery guys with no appeal.
Poured green stuff on your windshield, oh my,
Your life’s a mess; it’s not a lie.
(Chorus)
Oh, Ivy, Ivy, what did you do?
Left a trail of chaos, we see right through.
From the backyard mess to your blender feast,
You’re the queen of disaster, to say the least.
(Verse 5)
Guests use the litter box, what a sight,
Your parties don’t end in delight.
Dating a tree, that’s your vibe,
Ruining lives with your petty tribe.
(Verse 6)
Poor Evelyn shredded all your dough,
What’s your next act in this wild show?
Childhood plushies ripped and torn,
Your phone destroyed, left forlorn.
(Chorus)
Oh, Ivy, Ivy, what did you do?
Left a trail of chaos, we see right through.
From the backyard mess to your blender feast,
You’re the queen of disaster, to say the least.
(Verse 7)
Your drama’s a tale we’ll never forget,
Ivy Bloom, you’re the queen of regret.
From shattered phones to evicted doors,
Chaos follows wherever you explore.
(Verse 8)
So here’s a tune to sum it up,
A life of madness, chaos in your cup.
Beige skin, black hair, a legacy clear,
Ivy Bloom, you’re a storm we fear.
(Final Chorus)
Oh, Ivy, Ivy, what did you do?
Left a trail of chaos, we see right through.
From the backyard mess to your blender feast,