(Verse 1)
Celia, with eyes the color of a summer sky
Held a bag of crimson gold, oh how those flavours fly
Nacho cheese so bold, a crunchy, salty dream
But darkness fell upon her, a villainous scheme
(Verse 2)
A shadow crept from corners, with whispers in the breeze He snatched the precious triangle, brought Celia to her knees
A goblin with a greasy grin, a hunger in his soul
He held the bag up high now, taking ultimate control
(Chorus )
Oh, the Doritos held hostage, a tragic, crunchy plight
Celia's heart was fractured, bathed in pale moonlight
Her tastebuds cried in sorrow, for that cheesy, spicy grace Trapped by a monster, in this desolate, chip-less place
(Verse 3)
She pleaded with the creature,
"Please, oh please, have mercy!" But he just laughed and crunched one, with cruel and callous glee Each broken fragment fell like tears, upon the dusty floor A symbol of her longing, for what she held before